Friday, March 14, 2008

A Modest Proposal

I have a modest proposal for dumb-assed politicians who propose stupid, cruel and intellectually lazy solutions to animal control like the mayor of Randolph, IA, who wants to offer a $5 bounty to people who turn in a cat, who will then go to the pound to be killed. Okay, Mr. Mayor, we'll do it your way, but here's the deal: you have to kill the first cat yourself. Not some faceless, nameless low-level town animal control drone, you. You're going to push the plunger on the hypodermic needle yourself, and we're going to make sure every news organization within 200 miles is there to get some good quotes, pictures, video.

Still in, Mr. Mayor?


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