Thursday, May 22, 2008

Terrible Jokes Dept: Missing Husband

Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife
was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a
gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds,
AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his
wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on
her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Rick has been missing since Friday.
Please pray for him.

Thanks, Joan!

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