Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Readings From a Small Town Paper

I believe I will make this a regular feature. Today's selection is from the police column:
Male juvenile, 17. Juvenile was found to be in possession of cigarette butts. Juvenile admitted to gathering up the butts after other people had smoked them and then smoking them himself. Referred to juvenile court.



Anonymous gj said...

is that illegal ? i should have been locked up then when i was a kid... yeah i know gross.. but this was back in the early 80's when every one was stupid.

10:36 PM  
Blogger Dopey LaRue said...

The newspaper from my hometown are pretty much like that...

"Police were called on a report that some people were 'standing suspiciously on the street'. After investigation it was determined the 'suspicious people' were actually on intermission from the community theatre production." I miss my little mountain town :)

8:52 AM  
Blogger Dopey LaRue said...

Yeah...I really did just say "the newspaper from my hometown ARE pretty much like that". Awesome.

8:53 AM  
Blogger Chilly said...

Oh wow, it's like bieng back home in ghodforsakenville. Cool.

4:19 PM  
Blogger Chilly said...

**being. You know.

4:19 PM  
Blogger -J. said...

Hey, at least it was big enough to have a community theatre...

5:35 PM  

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