Monday, September 29, 2008

Ass Fairy


Unfortunate nicknames: Ass Fairy

5 Comments:

Blogger Jennifer said...

Sadly, I recognized this IMMEDIATELY. I guess that's why people get tatoos, though, right?

9:13 PM  
Blogger -J. said...

To provide positive ID for loved ones and law enforcement?

9:15 PM  
Blogger Hawk said...

I wish to be made into a lamp shade when I die.

9:42 PM  
Blogger Frosty said...

I want to be composted. And used to nourish a vegetable garden for my family.

12:30 PM  
Blogger Frosty said...

And actually, the REAL rest of the story is that when the comedian asked me why I had gotten a fairy tattoo, I said it had something to do with my childhood. And he said, "you got a tattoo on your ass because of your childhood?" And I was all, "Um, yeah?" And he said, "So, what, did your parents call you their 'Little Ass Fairy' when you were growing up or something?" And he went on to riff on the Ass Fairy for like, the next twenty minutes. It was absolutely humiliating. The ENTIRE Laugh Factory was laughing at my expense. And THAT is the REAL reason why my buddies still call me Ass Fairy.

12:34 PM  

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