Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Money Market Fund Says Customers Could Lose Money

3 Comments:

Blogger Stew Magoo said...

Maybe W will send billions to everybody that might lose money in an investment so that they won't have a bad investment. Apparently bad investments aren't supposed to happen in this day and age. Hey, I own a small business. My annual run rate is around a quarter mil. If anybody can figure out some way for me to get some of this gubmin' cheese going around I'll split it with you. It's just not acceptable for anyone to make bad decisions these days.

8:36 PM  
Blogger -J. said...

Sorry, ya gotta be far richer and less competent to qualify for one of these handouts! Come back when you need $80B or so.

10:39 PM  
Blogger Stew Magoo said...

I could need that much. Hold on... *

OKAY, there. Whew! Now I need $85B.

I actually thought (this is serious) about seeing what it would take to apply for a government grant to extract power from say dirt. Or something incredibly ludicrous. This after I found out that some company received large truckloads of cash for doing something equally inane (I want to say it was running power over fiber).

6:24 AM  

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