Tuesday, October 21, 2008

The Nine Millionth Blog to Link This Article Today

David Sedaris on undecided voters:
To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”

To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.
I am, coincidentally, currently working my way through When You Are Engulfed In Flames, which is excellent.

1 Comments:

Blogger ferd.berfel said...

I'm a registered Independent living in AZ. I've already cast my mail-in ballot.
Here were my voting choices:
1. The far left-wing Socialist in an empty suit.
2. The white-haired Democrat.
I voted for the write-in candidate:
Mr. Nota (None-Of-The-Above)
IMO - Both candidates are Piles-of-Shit.

5:15 PM  

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