Tuesday, February 17, 2009

denied plates

3 Comments:

Blogger Frosty said...

I had been on maybe two dates with this guy when I found out he'd applied for 'PSYRIDE'. When I told him I couldn't date a guy with plates like that, he said something about how he was looking forward to stealing my butginity. I never returned his phone calls again.

12:22 PM  
Blogger -J. said...

Was that whole story an excuse to use the word butginity?

5:09 PM  
Blogger Andy said...

Well, here in NY they're more open with what they'll approve. While walking back to lunch at One Dream one day last year, we witnessed a hit and run when a slicked back haired, greasy, sunglasses-in-the-fall kinda guy sideswiped a parked car and tore off his mirror. He stopped halfway down the block, got out, picked up his mirror, and then drove off, all the while bluetoothing it up on his cell.

One of our shop guys left a note for the owner, and signed a witness statement for the cops. It took him an hour to convince them he was telling the truth, because the guy's license plate read "LMAO BRB".

12:43 AM  

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