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For All Your Odor Zones

Canary Fighting

News from my hometown: law enforcement officials broke up a canary fighting ring in Shelton, CT (With help from police from my hometown of Fairfield). What the hell is wrong with people that are training canaries to fight?

Hawaii Takes a Stand

The politicians of Hawaii are not afraid to take on the tough issues: they have banned the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile from the state.

Birthday Entertainment Fail

Geek Joke

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Wonder if that's a DOT approved watermelon

Buell Blast

Is joking about the termination of one of your successful products a good marketing strategy?

All Better Now

A Tale of Two Dogs

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If Only

she said she would

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NJ cops use pepper spray on aggressive groundhog

Doesn't anyone just use a catchpole any more?

John Barry Dies at 84

The executive who masterminded the spread of WD-40 has died at the age of 84. The hinges on his coffin will be silky smooth.

Dog Facebook

Thanks, Joe!
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When you eat it

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A Historical View

I knew about the many breed hysterias that have faded in and out over the past few decades - Shepherds, Dobermans, Great Danes, Rottweilers and the like (including the current media fascination with Pit Bulls) - but did you know that 150 years ago it was Bloodhounds? The link is an overview of Karen Delise's book The Pit Bull Placebo, and at the bottom of the page you can download a free copy. I've been wanting to read it for quite some time, so this is great!

Come Back, New Friend!

New York Outlaws Video Games

New York is tackling the tough issues, like outlawing playing video games while driving. Fortunately, you can still read the paper while ironing your underwear, putting on some makeup, and eating a McMuffin.

Forget the Trash Bag, Bring a Towel

I thought if we could get people to come here and swim in a Dumpster...

Climate change is a hoax

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This is why this party is doomed.

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

Drag Me to Health

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Drag Me to Health - Universal Health Care
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Joke of the Day

Hunte's Misery Puppies Conference

If anyone has any information on this year's sponsors or speakers, kindly drop me a line. They seem to be keeping this year's festivities very very quiet.

why yes . . .

moonwalk

Can I get mine with cat mustard?

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I Love This Video

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Never Too Soon

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Useful Advice

Bricks

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A.1. Makes Meat Loaf Really, Really Flat

STOP: Vader Time

For the sniper who has everything...

How 'bout a beer holder?

Love Is On the Way

Always

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It seems like only yesterday...

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Puppetry?

YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!!

You could at least warm it up

Friends at the Phone Co

Meet Edward, one awesome beagle, two awesome owners

The story of two people who adopted a special needs dog and committed to making his first home his forever home.

26 people, 400 dogs in dogfight crackdown

The largest dogfighting bust in US history just happened, and most of the dogs are in care of the Humane Society of Missouri (not affiliated with the Humane Society of the United States), which could use some help right now caring for them.

The big question now is: what will happen to the dogs? As victims of cruelty, I dearly hope that each will get a fair evaluation and a chance to live.

New Project

Hey, I'm starting a new project with my dogs at work, a forum where people can meet and talk about them online... come check it out!

The Dogs of Conrad's & Leopold's at the New Best Friends Network.

I don't even have bread

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It's Time For Rehab

SWAT Team

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If you say so

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Pets Alive Blog

It's a good day to be a Pets Alive supporter: they took in a miracle dog who survived the gas chamber in AL and later gave birth to 10 healthy puppies along with all of the pups. It's extremely rare for a dog to survive a gassing and unheard of for that dog to then give birth to a large, healthy litter!

Please take a look at the work Pets Alive is doing as a true No Kill shelter and consider giving them your support!

On a side note... the fact that there are still shelters using gas chambers to kill animals is both horrifying and barbaric. This is a practice that must be stopped.

BBC NEWS

Passenger fixes faulty airliner

What's New, Buenos Aires?

And stay out, you bastard

Been There

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Palin

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