I Will Build a Turtle Fence

I'm pretty sure I know him

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That is one fast wheelchair

Much better than this effort:

I thought that's where the Filet O Fish came from

Finally, a mildly interesting URL shortener

First there was TinyURL, then all of its decend... zzzzzz. Does anyone really care about URL shortening services? How about one that just makes your url more interesting?

I keep a Dyson on my dash

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More like pop sweets

Thanks, JvB!

Who the hell thought this was a good idea?

Yes... that's Dolph Lundgren.

Digg It

Yup

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You can't handle the furry.

Come for the swimsuit competition, stay for the blood

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